[Verse 1:] Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine I mean two sets of testicles so divine On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands
Here comes George in control Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine He's coming He's coming He's coming
[Hook:] Washington Washington Six foot twenty fucking killing for fun Spread Spread Delaware He's coming He's coming He's coming
[Verse 2:] Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart He'll kick you apart He'll kick you apart
He'll save children but not the British children He'll save children but not the British children He'll save children but not the British children He'll save children but not the British children
He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears He threw a knife into heaven And could kill with a stare He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
[Hook:] Washington Washington Twelve stories high made of radiation The present beware The future beware He's coming He's coming He's coming
[Outro] Did I mention his four nuts Well he also had four dicks If you took of his boot you'd see the dicks growing off his feet I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party
Острожно! Спонтанные вспышки добросердечия! [Пока ты жрал персики во Флоренции, я ночевал в кишках бизона][майор мякотка] Nod at the bird and people DIE, Everywhere people DIE
Я постоянно танцую, ногами топаю, Трясу головой, руками вот так вот делаю! Да, я немного ебнутый, люди пугаются, Особенно если в общественном транспорте.