Рыскала по джантовскому сообществу.
Наткнулась на ссылку с отрывками из книги по Торчвуду - "Вирус".

Вот это просто убило:
"But we're one person short," said the alien. "Where is Jones? Where is the tea boy?"
"I'm here," said Ianto suddenly.
BANG! The alien's head exploded in a fountain of blood, and his camouflage suit shorted out, revealing his body, which stayed standing for a moment before crumpling to the floor. Ianto blew the smoke from the end of the shotgun, and removed the night-vision goggles. He glared at the alien. "And I'm not the tea boy. I'm the coffee boy."

Так и представляется Йанто-Джеймс Бонд. "Boy. Coffee boy."